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FILE NO. 0396 · Recovered 2001 · 487 KB

Your Amazing Body

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Intake report

Recovered

Your Amazing Body was recovered from the early Flash era and has been catalogued under sustained reflex activity. Attribution on the original paperwork reads “Sesame Workshop.” The specimen was preserved by the Internet Archive and is emulated here in its original form — no installation, no account, no explanation required.

Field notes describe Your Amazing Body as exactly as difficult as you remember. Recommended dosage: fifteen minutes, renewable. This file circulates quietly — consider yourself among the few.

Original label: Would you like to know how you're able to jump and run? It's your bones and muscles! It's important to keep your amazing body healthy!

Curator’s note: filed without comment, which is itself a comment.

Filed under: Action