Bureau of Recovered GamesDept. of Idle Hands · Div. of Lost Software

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FILE NO. 0134 · Recovered date unknown · 1.1 MB

Fat Ninja

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Intake report

Recovered

The Bureau logged Fat Ninja into the recovered-software registry after retrieval from an undocumented year. Records credit FOG.com (Free Online Games) as the responsible party. It runs in your browser exactly as it once ran in a computer lab you were probably not supposed to be playing games in.

Field notes describe Fat Ninja as exactly as difficult as you remember. Recommended dosage: until satisfied. Circulation records show steady public interest in this file.

Original label: Play as a fat ninja, who has to get past security guards. Use farts and you sword to get by!Publication date is unknown.

Curator’s note: the Bureau does not certify fairness, only availability.

Filed under: Action