Cactus Mccoy

Specimen 0105 — Cactus Mccoy — dates to the late Flash period and is filed under sustained reflex activity. The name Flipline Studios appears on the intake form. The Bureau restored it from the Internet Archive's holdings for immediate, unlimited public use.

Field notes describe Cactus Mccoy as deceptively simple. Recommended dosage: until satisfied. Circulation records show steady public interest in this file.

Original label: When a routine treasure hunt goes awry, McCoy is transformed into a walking cactus by the ancient Curse of Thorns. McCoy’s mission is to return the Thorned Emerald to its true home. If he fails, the curse will continue until he is a lifeless, stone cactus. Run, jump, and punch your way through an army of Enemigos sent by the monstrous Hex Hatfield. Throughout the many dangerous areas, you will find and master a barrage of weapons from razor-sharp machetes to giant bazookas. As you travel, you will uncover missing map pieces that will guide you to the source of the curse. Master the art of “Enemigo Juggling” to steal their weapons and money. You can then use your spoils to upgrade all your different fighting stats.

Curator’s note: the Bureau does not certify fairness, only availability.

Filed under: Action