3 Foot Ninja II

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3 Foot Ninja II was recovered from an undocumented year and has been catalogued under sustained reflex activity. The specimen was preserved by the Internet Archive and is emulated here in its original form — no installation, no account, no explanation required.

Assessment: suitable for the hours after everyone else has logged off. Known side effects include mild nostalgia. Circulation records show steady public interest in this file.

Original label: 3 Foot Ninja II

Curator’s note: staff replayed this one “for cataloguing purposes” three times.

Filed under: Action