X-tract Paperclip

The Bureau logged X-tract Paperclip into the recovered-software registry after retrieval from the early Flash era. Records credit Microsoft as the responsible party. It runs in your browser exactly as it once ran in a computer lab you were probably not supposed to be playing games in.

Assessment: suitable for the hours after everyone else has logged off. Known side effects include loss of track of time. This file circulates quietly — consider yourself among the few.

Original label: Clear all three levels by hitting Clippy with the office supplies.

Curator’s note: filed without comment, which is itself a comment.

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