Toss The Turtle

The Bureau logged Toss The Turtle into the recovered-software registry after retrieval from the late Flash period. Records credit Foreverkul, Newgrounds, Newgrounds.com as the responsible party. It runs in your browser exactly as it once ran in a computer lab you were probably not supposed to be playing games in.

Field notes describe Toss The Turtle as better than whatever you were doing. Recommended dosage: fifteen minutes, renewable. This file circulates quietly — consider yourself among the few.

Original label: Original Description: Toss the Turtle Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible! Collect cash to upgrade your equipment. Art by Gonzo Programming by Foreverkul Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]yahoo.com Controls Click and hold to gain power, release to fire Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Curator’s note: this specimen bites. Approach with both hands on the keyboard.

Filed under: Arcade