The Big Adventure of Owata's Life | 人生オワタの大冒険

The Bureau logged The Big Adventure of Owata's Life | 人生オワタの大冒険 into the recovered-software registry after retrieval from an undocumented year. Records credit King Soukutu as the responsible party. It runs in your browser exactly as it once ran in a computer lab you were probably not supposed to be playing games in.

Assessment: suitable for the hours after everyone else has logged off. Known side effects include mild nostalgia. Demand for this file is classified as heavy; queue accordingly.

Original label: How to play/操作説明: ←↑↓→ | movement / 移動 Z | Jump/ジャンプ X | Shoot/オワタバスター R | Reset/リトライ ESC | Self-explosion/自爆 Others | Variety/いろいろ

Curator’s note: filed without comment, which is itself a comment.

Filed under: Adventure