Red Ball 3

The Bureau logged Red Ball 3 into the recovered-software registry after retrieval from an undocumented year. Records credit Evgeniy Fedoseev as the responsible party. It runs in your browser exactly as it once ran in a computer lab you were probably not supposed to be playing games in.

Field notes describe Red Ball 3 as deceptively simple. Recommended dosage: one sitting. This file circulates quietly — consider yourself among the few.

Original label: Roll and jump your way through each level and save your kidnapped girlfriend in the latest addition to the hit Red Ball Platformer series.

Curator’s note: filed without comment, which is itself a comment.

Filed under: Platformer