Happy Pill Game

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Specimen 0358 — Happy Pill Game — dates to an undocumented year and is filed under licensed head-scratching. The Bureau restored it from the Internet Archive's holdings for immediate, unlimited public use.

Assessment: suitable for extended lunch breaks. Known side effects include one more attempt. This file circulates quietly — consider yourself among the few.

Original label: Direct the pill so that it will dose every sad face, but be careful not to overdose your patients! Doctor's note: Happy Pill is addictive.

Curator’s note: this specimen bites. Approach with both hands on the keyboard.

Filed under: Puzzle