Handless Millionair

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The Bureau logged Handless Millionair into the recovered-software registry after retrieval from an undocumented year. Records credit DarkMoe as the responsible party. It runs in your browser exactly as it once ran in a computer lab you were probably not supposed to be playing games in.

Assessment: suitable for the hours after everyone else has logged off. Known side effects include unearned confidence. Circulation records show steady public interest in this file.

Original label: Try to grab the money without chopping your hand off.

Curator’s note: the Bureau does not certify fairness, only availability.

Filed under: Arcade