FILE NO. 0299 · Recovered date unknown · 1.7 MB
Canyon Defense
Intake report
RecoveredThe Bureau logged Canyon Defense into the recovered-software registry after retrieval from an undocumented year. Records credit IriySoft, Miniclip, Miniclip.com as the responsible party. It runs in your browser exactly as it once ran in a computer lab you were probably not supposed to be playing games in.
Field notes describe Canyon Defense as deceptively simple. Recommended dosage: until satisfied. Circulation records show steady public interest in this file.
Original label: Another tower defense game
Curator’s note: this specimen bites. Approach with both hands on the keyboard.









