Be John Terry: King of Defenders

Be John Terry: King of Defenders was recovered from an undocumented year and has been catalogued under athletic reenactment. Attribution on the original paperwork reads “KilerViral.” The specimen was preserved by the Internet Archive and is emulated here in its original form — no installation, no account, no explanation required.

Field notes describe Be John Terry: King of Defenders as deceptively simple. Recommended dosage: one sitting. This file circulates quietly — consider yourself among the few.

Original label: Play as British football player John Terry as he tries to score goals while avoiding the goalies.

Curator’s note: the Bureau does not certify fairness, only availability.

Filed under: Sports